You can't be mad at me.

If you have ever:

• posted an "engagement album" of you and your dude holding hands in the sand
• made public your baby's vomiting habits
• published a bible quote in the newsfeed
• repeatedly posted updates about your annoying political views
• taken six quizzes back-to-back and chosen to publish all of them

I can almost guarantee that you are hidden from my newsfeed and that unless you show up in the little list of friends on my profile, I may never look at yours again.

Of course, I'm aware that if any of the above applies to you that you are most likely not reading this. If you are, get a clue.

Rain is here now and from what I can tell, not going away.

The Butthole Surfers were amazing.

I'm really close to surpassing a pack a day.