Monday, September 13, 2010

Bad Mommy

Everyone always talks about how great babies are. They have a baby and then they say things like, "I'm just in awe of the beauty that new life brings," or, "When little Huron smiles up at me I get the chills. It just blows my mind."





Kima is not impressed. Bad mommy!









Lyla and I stole the idea of sewing reusable snack bags for babies and then selling them for profit. A little plastic-lined sack for Willowbrook's all-natural cheese bunnies. A larger model for Cascade's hummus and pita. We'd jack up the prices and use the funds to buy weed and beer. But then Lyla was like, "I dunno, dude. That's pretty gay."